Your dog is aging twice as fast as you think.

The biology of canine aging is front-loaded — and the window for proactive care is earlier than most owners realise.

Human longevity science has transformed how we age. Your dog is still waiting for medicine to catch up. Here's what the biology actually shows.

The Problem

We optimize ourselves obsessively. Then watch our dogs age on autopilot.

NAD+. Hormonal optimisation. Preventative bloodwork at thirty. We've internalised that proactive biology matters, for ourselves. Why not our dogs?

For ourselves
For our dogs
Hormonal optimization
Annual wellness check
Daily longevity protocols
Same kibble, every year
Preventative bloodwork
Heartworm pill
Proactive from year one
Reactive, after decline

The biology doesn't wait for symptoms. Neither should the intervention.

The Biology

Canine aging front-loads. The fastest decline comes first.

By the time a dog looks middle-aged, the underlying biology is already well advanced. The optimal window for proactive intervention is early.

1
Year 1
15 human yrs
2
Year 2
24 human yrs
3
Year 3 — you're already behind
29 human yrs
5
Year 5
37 human yrs
7
Year 7
45 human yrs
10
Year 10
57 human yrs
14
Year 14
72 human yrs
Whatever age your dog is right now — the best time to start is before the next year passes. The bars above compress fastest early. Every year you wait, the window narrows.
The Evidence

The peer-reviewed study almost nobody in pet wellness has read.

University of Montreal — 2004 Clinical Trial Gait Performance Score Over 60 Days
Placebo (n=13) Velvet Antler (n=25)
0 placebo improvement
p<0.05 statistically significant improvement

University of Montreal, 2004. Dogs with age-related mobility decline were given elk velvet antler as a daily oral supplement — formulated for bioavailability so the growth factors, collagen compounds, and peptides could actually be absorbed. Researchers then measured what happened objectively: gait on a force plate, clinical signs through orthopedic exam, and daily activity through owner logs. Sixty days.

Moreau et al., Canadian Veterinary Journal Vol. 45, 2004 — Double-blind, placebo-controlled
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The Formulation

Two ingredients. The signal and the support.

Nothing that isn't backed by the literature.

HANS™ — what the science made possible.
Active Ingredients500mg each · per daily chew
Elk Velvet Antler The Signal

Harvested at peak biological activity. Growth factors, collagen compounds, peptides — the compounds measured in the 2004 trial.

IGF-1CollagenPeptidesGAGs
Elk Liver The Support

The cofactors — B12, copper, vitamin A, CoQ10 — that allow the body to act on what the antler provides.

B12CopperVit ACoQ10

So I built HANS.

Not to treat decline. To prevent it — before it's visible, before the window narrows.

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Hans™ Daily Hormone Support Chew

Canine Anti-Aging Perfected.

Protect their youth before its gone. The first daily chew to restore and preserve what age, spay, and neuter takes away.

Designed for Small, Medium, and Large breeds.

Ages 1-5: Preventative care to fortify them for the years ahead.
Ages 5+: Keeps them youthful and vibrant during their later years.

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Supplement Facts

Supplement Facts

Serving Size: 1 Chew  ·  Servings Per Container: 28
Ingredient Amount Per Serving %DV

† Daily Value (DV) not established.

Other Ingredients: Potato Flour, Cane Molasses, Glycerin, Vegetable Oil, Salt, Natural Bacon Flavor, Lecithin, Sorbic Acid, Calcium Propionate.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.